poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

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theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke.

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the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

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destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

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